I’m a fanatic when it comes to puns. I just can’t help myself. Sometimes when I see a TV show title, catch phrase, or song lyric, I have to pun-ify it. I enjoy passing puns with others (“punny and share”), but I mostly create these funnies simply to amuse myself. Occasionally, I’ll think of one and tell myself to remember it because it’s just too good, but then I’m distracted by a cat or have to wash dishes, and there it goes … right down the drain as my brain goes fuzzy.
Speaking of fuzzy, I love cats as much as I love puns. I recently pondered the meshing of two of my favorite things, and my head nearly exploded with joy! It’s even better than …
“You put your peanut butter in my chocolate!”
“No, you put your chocolate in my peanut butter!”
And that pondering was the catalyst for this post. Here are seven cat puns you must read right meow!
1. Twin peeks
Photo Source: Pixabay
I had to throw in a David Lynch pun, and Twin Peaks is one of my favorite shows. I thought about creating something with “Clawra Palmer,” but couldn’t see that one going in any kind of good direction. Maybe “Cata-log Lady” would have been funny.
2. Tackle kits
Photo Source: Pixabay
Kittens! I’ve used the “first aid kit” pun, but this one popped into my head, sending me off to find a photo of kittens tackling one another. My job is awful, isn’t it?
3. Mew Tube
Photo Source: Pixabay
This was an easy one, and it’s not an especially difficult challenge to find a photo of a cat in a tube. You know what you might see on Mew Tube? A Mew Kids on the Block video. And maybe something from Mew Order.
4. Furrah Faucet
Pre-Furrah photo source: Katy Herman
This is the first pun that came to me, and I had to figure out a way to make it happen. Thank goodness there’s no shortage of cat-in-sink photos, and InStyle.com offers a handy hair-makeover feature. Instant Furrah Faucet!
5. President of the bored
Photo Source: Angie Bailey
My Cosmo is always good for an interesting snapshot. First of all, notice the glorious peeky-tongue. Thank you for noticing. Next, observe his obvious boredom. Can you imagine? A cat getting irritated or bored by humans taking a gazillion photos of him? You’ve gotta be kitten me. I know that one’s a bit overused, but I thought it’d be purrfect. Ugh — sorry!
6. Clothing optional
Photo Source: Angie Bailey
Sometimes you feel like lounging on a pile of clothing, and sometimes you don’t. And a cat always has the right to change his mind about the whole situation — that’s fur sure.
7. Aloofah pouf
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Who’s more aloof than a cat? What’s more floofy than a loofah pouf? Why do we even have to ponder these kinds of things when we have an perfectly delightful aloofah pouf before our very eyes? Soon, the aloofa pouf will decide to nap, and then she’ll become an aloafa pouf. Is that too much of a stretch? Nah — any way you slice it, it’s still pretty funny.
Do you have any favorite cat puns? Share them in the comments!
Read more by Angie Bailey
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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (originated right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.
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