It’s been a rough couple of weeks for our pal Mittens. Mom accuses him of hogging her pillow and leaving her with a sore neck. Mittens thinks she’s the one with the problem, and it’s called “selfishness.” No worries — he’s got the math to prove it.
And once again, Mittens struggles with his desire to be fancy and tough. Who knew cat litter could create such a conundrum?
Oh, and guess what? Contrary to Mittens’ belief, Mom is not making a cream pie for him. Curses! Speaking of disappointment, Mitty discovers he’s definitely not turning into a giant. What’s up with that? Can’t a cat catch a break?
Here are some of the details surrounding our favorite texting cat’s recent drama.
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Pillow jacker lets it all hang out.
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But pie!
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“I left a present on your pillow.”
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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (originated right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to feed them.
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